Dungeon Bowl Week 3
DUNGEON BOWL!
Season 2 of the I96 Blood Bowlers has begun again. I am fielding my Slaanesh Sleazes, a Slaanesh themed Chaos Pact team. I got 2nd last season, let's see how we can do this season.
Week 3:
GAME: Slaanesh Sleazes vs The Crookback Creapers
Bob: That smell, it is amazing! I'm getting hangry up in this booth....
Jim: Calm down Bob, your drool is getting my new shoes wet
Bob: Sorry...it's just these Crookback kidnapped Chef Lonubbs, the famous Mootland Chef. Invented the double decker side hog brisket sandwich.
Jim: Yeah, they are working him something awful out there.
Bob: They have to, The Slaanesh Sleazes are on a blood rage, if they don't see blood soon, they may pull Lord Slaanesh right out of his prison onto the pitch.
Jim: That would be a sight
Bob: Better looking then these cheerleaders...
Jim: This game seems to be a real back and forth of attrition
Bob: This game had all the highlights of a napping competition.
Well there was that one rat that got squashed...
Jim: I quite enjoyed it, and despite the lack of murderous blood it was quite the outing, ahem SPONSORED BY LONUBBS FROZEN TREATS!
Bob: They are delicious, I never leave home without one stuffed in some orifice.
Jim: And we have ourselves a tie game...wait....was that Helmut on the sidelines? That chainsaw looks brand new and I haven't seen him in ages...
Bob: Yeah I heard he came out of retirement for some upcoming match....not sure whom yet....
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