Dungeon Bowl Week 3

DUNGEON BOWL!


Season 2 of the I96 Blood Bowlers has begun again. I am fielding my Slaanesh Sleazes, a Slaanesh themed Chaos Pact team. I got 2nd last season, let's see how we can do this season. 

Week 3:

GAME: Slaanesh Sleazes vs The Crookback Creapers 

Bob: That smell, it is amazing! I'm getting hangry up in this booth....

Jim: Calm down Bob, your drool is getting my new shoes wet

Bob: Sorry...it's just these Crookback kidnapped Chef Lonubbs, the famous Mootland Chef. Invented the double decker side hog brisket sandwich. 

Jim: Yeah, they are working him something awful out there. 

Bob: They have to, The Slaanesh Sleazes are on a blood rage, if they don't see blood soon, they may pull Lord Slaanesh right out of his prison onto the pitch. 

Jim: That would be a sight

Bob: Better looking then these cheerleaders...

Jim: This game seems to be a real back and forth of attrition

Bob: This game had all the highlights of a napping competition. 
Well there was that one rat that got squashed...

Jim: I quite enjoyed it, and despite the lack of murderous blood it was quite the outing, ahem SPONSORED BY LONUBBS FROZEN TREATS!

Bob: They are delicious, I never leave home without one stuffed in some orifice.

Jim: And we have ourselves a tie game...wait....was that Helmut on the sidelines? That chainsaw looks brand new and I haven't seen him in ages...

Bob: Yeah I heard he came out of retirement for some upcoming match....not sure whom yet....

Jim and Bob: Till Next Time, KEEP THE BLOOD ON THE TURF AND BUY LONUBBS FROZEN TREATS!






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