Dungeon Bowl Week 4

DUNGEON BOWL!

Season 2 of the I96 Blood Bowlers has begun again. I am fielding my Slaanesh Sleazes, a Slaanesh themed Chaos Pact team. I got 2nd last season, let's see how we can do this season. 

Week 4:

Slaanesh Sleazes vs Dwarfiest Tossers

Bob: This heat is making my underwear stick like that time I sat on those two snotling reporters.

Jim: Yeah that cut their career short and yes, this heat is making it hard for the players to field.

Bob: Yeah even with premium water tanks built by the finest engineers of the Dwarves.

Jim: Did you see all the black steam engines they pulled up in? 

BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Bob: What's that sound?

Jim: IT'S HELMUT WULF!!!!

Bob: WULF! WULF! WUL! 

Jim: Holy Nurgle! Listen to that chainsaw purr!

Bob:  Even with their bellies full of premium ale, bought from their many endorsements, the Tossers seem a little nervous.

Jim: Yeah, even that roller seems apprehensive, and that's odd for a 5 ton flesh grinder.

Bob: Wait, is that...?

Jim: This is nuts, the Sleazes has so many donations from chaos orphans that they were able to bring Lewdgrip Whiparm on to field also!

Bob: Ooooo I am so giddy right now...

Jim: Settle down Bob, you being giddy scares me, people get hurt..

Bob: True, I'll try to concentrate..

Jim:  And right away Helmut is swinging that chainsaw like he was fresh out of Mordheim University.

Bob: And he has taken one of the Tossers hands clear off!

Jim: ANDDD....the apothecary sewed it back on...hmmm was that apothecary wearing gold chains?

Bob: Yeah and he had a grill...no lack of funds on those Dwarves

Jim: OHHHH and a rogue ogre got as excited as you and is on the field and he's...oh my god...someone get some pants on that Ogre!

Bob: I know the feeling...well looks like the Tossers are a little busy with him.

Jim: Those tossers keep going and going. They can't seem to not hurt someone. Which is always great for the fans

Bob: Sure is, oh Helmut just went down and they finally got some pants on that Ogre and got him off the field

Jim: Ouch, looks like Helmut might have sliced a knee cap off.

Bob: well he has a spare, so we'll maybe see him back someday.

Jim: OH MY! The crowd didn't like that! They've rushed the field chanting HELMUT HELMUT! Many of the Tossers are down and some of the Sleazes got caught up in the melee. 

Bob: This may be my favorite game so far for one sided slap fests. 

Jim: yeah even with all the wild antics, The Tossers keep managing to knock people down and down and down.

Bob: Why the hell did the Sleazes kick that ball so close?

Jim: Slaanesh will ever know because the Tossers main runner has a clear lane and...has a TOUCHDOWN!

Bob: Wow...the Tossers won...that was unexpected...

JIM AND BOB HHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH...

Jim: Sometimes you just crack me up

BOB AND JIM: KEEP YOUR BEER FRESH AND YOUR DWARF'S SHORT!