Dungeon Bowl Week 5
DUNGEON BOWL!
Season 3 of the I96 Blood Bowlers has begun again. I am fielding my Slaanesh Sleazes, a Slaanesh themed Chaos Pact team. I got 2nd last season, let's see how we can do this season.
Week 5:
Week 5 GAME: Slaanesh Sleazes vs Razor's Edge
Bob: Elves....
Jim: Your distaste for them runs deep I know Bob
Bob: These are the worst, Dark Elves, they smell like mushrooms and taste like mushrooms.
Jim: I wouldn't know, but I do know they can throw a mean spike to the face!
Bob: Are a lot bloodier then those cartwheeling forest goblins, the wood elves.
Jim: Did you know we have wood elves this season Bob?
Bob: WHAT?? Hold on...rrrrarrrr RETCHHHHHHH
Jim: PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER
Bob: Sorry, I'm allergic to them...
Jim: Let's get to the game
Bob: Erfff, it would seem that the Slaanesh Sleazes have not spilt enough blood for their god as it seems to be going down hill for them...
Jim: Well they really tried to make up for it in this game, they smashed elf after elf. Even that elusive assassin.
Bob: I kind of liked that guy...for an elf
Jim: I'm sure he'll be fine...much better then the Sleaze's lineman Elroy you just took a Exclusive Tosser Copper Mug to the bean.
Bob: Yeah, not sure if he'll walk right again,
Jim: Oh and the crowd is really needing sated blood and shoot another mug to the Sleaze's ogre's eye.
Bob: Whew, looks like the apothecary put the eye back in.
Bob: Nice to have spares, that's what I said to this guy I ripped the arm off of back in the Snot Bowl
Jim: That was a great game..this one is nice too, seems to be going the way of the elf though.
Bob: Yep and the elves can prance and throw balls for days!
Jim: Well they just pranced their way into the end zone, 2-1, the Razor's Edge
Bob: Bloody Elves..really bloody, no seriously covered in gore
Jim: Great game my friends.
JIM & BOB: Step on a snotling, crush a goblin, push an ork, but never, talk about a troll's mother!
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