Dungeon Bowl Week 6

DUNGEON BOWL!

Season 2 of the I96 Blood Bowlers has begun again. I am fielding my Slaanesh Sleazes, a Slaanesh themed Chaos Pact team. I got 2nd last season, let's see how we can do this season. 

Week 6:

Jim: Well Bob, we are coming to the end of this glorious season and what a fun season it has been

Bob: Yeah there were even a few moments we thought that the Dwarfiest Tossers might lose...HAAHHAHA

Jim: Hahha yeah so close Bob...whew...yeah, but still there has been a tight race to get to 1st and 2nd in both divisions

Bob: No doubt, but 1st has been cemented by two teams thus far....

Jim: And doesn't look to be changing, the Dwarfiest Tossers and The Cretaceous Crew

Bob: Dwarves and Dinosaurs, I love that game...I always play a Stuglasaurus Thief/Fighter

Jim: NERD ALERT!

Bob: You're the gamemaster Jim...

Jim: Oh yeah, just kidding

Bob: Humph...yeah looks like the Slaanesh Sleazes are out with a tie against the brutal Big Chew.

Jim: That was a brutal game

Bob: I'm an ogre and even I think those guys go a little overboard. 

Jim: But from the looks of it the Slaanesh Sleazes have been rumored to want to go out in a blaze of blood and gore.

Bob: That would be a sight

Jim: Indeed, and if it goes the way of Slaanesh, that may put their next opponent; The Teef City Tearers, out of the playoffs

Bob: Slaanesh would be pleased with that

Jim: Would he ever, and this is a crucial one for this division as this match could decide who goes to fight the Tossers.

Bob: Yeah and in the other division, 2nd is so close for all the teams, it could go anywhere

Jim: Excited to see who breaks free to battle The Crew, could be down to the brass tacks

Bob: Those are great for putting snotling eyes out!

Jim: Yes, that was a gruesome sight

Bob: I did hear that the Yuppies assistant coach was sent to Mordheim Dungeon for trying to bribe Helmut to show up at the Sleazes last game...not sure if that's gonna happen. Could be bloody if he does. He lost a kneecap at the last battle. 

Jim: The Yuppies want that chance to get revenge on the Tossers for beating them so bad they looked like bags of mango pulp.

Bob: We have to keep and eye on that disgusting elf game of the Razor's Edge vs The Yuppies too

Jim: It's gonna have a lot of balls thrown around for sure

Bob: In more ways then one!

Jim: What does that mean? 

Bob: Nothing, I hate elves

Jim & Bob: BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOOOOOOD BOWL!!!!